Men are safest kept in bottles. [Via]
- Don’t take the flowers/centerpieces from a wedding reception unless you are specifically told to.
- Always remove the price tag from gifts (or use a sharpie to cross it out).
- Put your gum in the trash instead of under furniture or on the sidewalk.
- Don’t pick flowers, fruit, or vegetables from people’s yards!
- Obvious subtweeting is rude, however, feel free to subtweet brands, because, despite what the government says, corporations are not people with feelings to be hurt.
uncommon-courtesy.com 
It’s hard to believe that these things (“tidbits”) should be obvious, but in today’s society they are not. Most people are buffoons. Yes, it’s rude to even think that you should be able to take a centerpiece home from a reception (unless the bride/groom ask you to) and where to put chewed gum? Oh, dear Lord. That you should have known since third grade.
The same goes for price tags. If it’s a gift, try to include a gift receipt. Picking flowers or fruits from someone else’s yard is a crime. You don’t want to learn that lesson the hard way.