- Falling in love with a human is a bad idea because there is always a power imbalance of extreme strength if not a huge age difference.
- Keep your fangs sharp, it’s so much more painful for your victim when your fangs are dull.
- You might not have a reflections but your minions/human lovers would sure appreciate a few mirrors around.
- Don’t name your kid Renesmee.
- Be sure to dress appropriately for all occasions. A black corset, leather pants and a cape is not appreciated in all settings!
- Have mints available in case of any human’s garlic breath.
- “Listen to them children of the night. What music they make.” is fine in your isolated castle, not so much in the suburbs where wolves howling is not appreciated.
- It’s pretty rude to not engage in witty banter with a vampire slayer.
- Make sure to clean up all the bat droppings before guests come over.
- Be honest with your intentions.
Etiquette for Vampires
Previously: Etiquette for Witches
uncommon-courtesy.com 
.jpg){kind=link}